marniethedog:

On the set of #broadcity with my personal assistants. Good work ladies!

marniethedog:

On the set of #broadcity with my personal assistants. Good work ladies!

dialupmodem:

vspanther:

shrimpfur:

Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them

"suck my dick" ok

“bite me” hell yeah

"kiss my ass" sure

"Fuck you" well if you insist.

"my mother was right about you, you’re pathetic, you’ve got no job, and you’ve got no future" if you insist

gnarlyy:

for as long as we know people have been looking up to the stars. way back. trying to piece gether the heavens. now we can. and we are. but its not the same. the focus is different. the planets shifted consciousness has shifted

roaring-softly:

Malala Yousafzai, the coolest gal around by Tyler Feder

roaring-softly:

Malala Yousafzai, the coolest gal around by Tyler Feder

artycmonkeys:

Otto Didrik Ottesen, Stilleben mit LöwenzahnI (1892) / Arctic Monkeys, Suck It and See (2011)

artycmonkeys:

Otto Didrik Ottesen, Stilleben mit LöwenzahnI (1892) / Arctic Monkeys, Suck It and See (2011)

"Though Mean Girls was rated PG-13 for “sexual content, language, and some teen partying,” that was a rating Paramount had to fight for, says Waters. “We had lots of battles with the ratings board on the movie. There was the line, ‘Amber D’Lessio gave a blow job to a hot dog,’ which eventually became ‘Amber D’Lessio made out with a hot dog.’ Which is somehow weirder! That’s the thing we found: When you’re trying to make a joke obey the rules and not use any bad words, it can actually become seamier, even.” Still, there were some things that Waters simply refused to change. “The line in the sand that I drew was the joke about the wide-set vagina. The ratings board said, ‘We can’t give you a PG-13 unless you cut that line.’ We ended up playing the card that the ratings board was sexist, because Anchorman had just come out, and Ron Burgundy had an erection in one scene, and that was PG-13. We told them, ‘You’re only saying this because it’s a girl, and she’s talking about a part of her anatomy. There’s no sexual context whatsoever, and to say this is restrictive to an audience of girls is demeaning to all women.’ And they eventually had to back down.”"
don’t fuck with tina fey (via brokenclocksrighttwiceaday)

therothwoman:

gunpowderandspark:

According to the song Seasons of Love from RENT, there are 525,600 minutes a year.

One line later, there are “525,000 Moments so dear”.

So, doing the math, we can glean that there are 600 moments which aren’t so dear.

And I think I just used one of them by walking in on my boss who forgot to lock the bathroom stall.

this post did not even remotely go in the direction I was expecting it to