efficientenough:

poopflow:

*oitnb theme song plays* *runs 3 miles* *takes 2 hour nap* *goes out to dinner* *comes back and takes a shower* *episode starts*

you’ve got time

tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake



Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

im gonna reblog this 300 times a day

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

im gonna reblog this 300 times a day

bootycap:

i didn’t ask to be a fan of chris evans

i didn’t ask to have my life disrupted by a fucking meatball of a man who’s half frat bro and half sensitive artist

why this

i didn’t ask for this

jfef:

i have watched this video well over 200 times & ive laughed every single fucking time

alittlefalloffandom:

home alone no I think you mean les mis starring me