doctorwho:

An army of adipose.

15hypens:

in 7th grade we had this german teacher who immigrated to america from Germany about 23 years ago and one guy in my class thought it would be funny to ask him “Hey, because you’re german does that make you a Nazi?” and in a very thick german accent he replies “Hey, because you’re a white american boy, does that make you a slaveholder?” and the kid never tried to be funny in that class again

Interviewer: Who do you think deserves the power at the end?

lady-tyrell:

now you’re gonna fuckin suck it up and marry that girl or i’ll punch you in the double standard so hard that they’ll write a goddamned song about it

breakingbeth:

spoiler alert: it’s cause his head’s in the game but his heart’s in the song

flerise:

 

lliampayne:

do you ever sit with your friends and realize you’re the beyonce