hey everyone


im going to be taking a 15 minute hiatus from tumblr to take a shower. i have a queue set up so don’t worry. please don’t try to miss me too much!!!


what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party


i want to look like an arctic monkeys song


Roy Lichtenstein | Sunrise, 1965


Roy Lichtenstein | Sunrise, 1965


the fact that there are no leaked nudes on my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people


temporarily falling in love with strangers is my greatest talent