underdoge:

yesimbeyonce:

If Beyonce was a superhero, who would she be

Beyonce

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"MACBETH: do you think I would make a good king
LADY MACBETH skateboards across the hall
LADY MACBETH: king of jerking off maybe"
alxttrnr:

505fireside:

velvetdesert9:

That topless pic eh? that topless pic, it just wont go away. It might hibernate from time to time and sink back into the swamp but I think the cyclical nature of the universe in which it exists demands it adheres to some of its rules. But it’s always waiting there, just at the bottom of my dash, ready to make its way back through the sludge and smash through the glass ceiling, looking better than ever. Yeah, that topless pic, it seems like it’s I’ve gotten over it sometimes, but I never will. And there’s nothing you can do about it

omg that description velvetdesert9… so freaking perfect at so many levels
*claps*

I AM PHYSICALL YWEAK

alxttrnr:

505fireside:

velvetdesert9:

That topless pic eh? that topless pic, it just wont go away. It might hibernate from time to time and sink back into the swamp but I think the cyclical nature of the universe in which it exists demands it adheres to some of its rules. But it’s always waiting there, just at the bottom of my dash, ready to make its way back through the sludge and smash through the glass ceiling, looking better than ever. Yeah, that topless pic, it seems like it’s I’ve gotten over it sometimes, but I never will. And there’s nothing you can do about it

omg that description velvetdesert9… so freaking perfect at so many levels

*claps*

I AM PHYSICALL YWEAK

lukes-fave-babe:

Bae: Come over
Me; I can’t.
Bae: I got the Winter Solider on DVD
Me:

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prettycolors:

#af5070

prettycolors:

#af5070

anglelica:

too much hot coffee pot

anglelica:

too much hot coffee pot